STEP ONE: Check if she’s sending any signals indicating she wants to chat with strangers.

STEP TWO: If so, say hi, or something.

STEP THREE: After she says no, don’t insist. Go away. Leave her alone.

People are not your mom. They don’t have to like you. —–> This is a good lesson!

IT REALLY WORKS!

STEP THREE: If it’s all good and she wants to talk, chat with her as if she was a human being.

STEP FOUR: And whatever happens, don’t be a childish asshole, y’know?

  • Why don’t girls like nice guys?
  • That evil bitch put me on the friendzone.

STEP FIVE: Eat well and exercise, to improve your chances of dying a bit later.

THE END