Lonely Skeleton #58

Frame 1:

SKELETON – How can I make it stop growing?

ROCK – Just ask it to stop.

SKELETON – Pointless!

Frame 2:

ROCK – No, you fool! You have to ask nicely. Flatter it. Beg! Be submissive, you know? And mix in some poetry. Oblivion loves it some poetry, yeah?

Frame 3:

SKELETON – O Alternative who art hovering. Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come… uh… Thy will be done, on the planet as it is in… uh…

Frame 4:

*FWOP!*

SKELETON – Ayee!!